If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”
Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one
with a side of sass
...and 2 full sized orders of sass a la spock to go.
(raised on whedon, and never looked back)
*hiatus until may 4th. i'm in england bitches!*
To be a good man is difficult. To be the best man you can be is even harder. Even though he doesn’t choose to wear his baggage on his sleeve, I think that’s his skill set. He doesn’t moan. There is a depth to him. There are always new things to find. (Evans)
Raleigh’s “WE HAVE A SWORD?!” face cracks me up.
Home girl’s been waiting for this moment her whole freakin’ life
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
Oh, she’s awful. She said I was an absent male role model.
I will never stop reblogging this hahaha
Demon Giles is the best Giles.
…And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here’s the thing. When it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never… They never quit.
And so I guess I will keep fighting, too.